Get OFF my seat!

The whole week has been filled with utter randomness. Women drama.Odd calls.stupid french director with mindless comments.Pranked date by a friend. Utter weirdness! sheesh..
To add to the whole lot, at dinner I was chased out of my seat by an old lady.*laughs* Speak of randomness.

I went down to a cafe nearby to get some dinner.When i got there it was empty.It was just the cashier and the waiter. I sat right next to a wall facing the tv. Ordered my dinner and doing my own thing.Suddenly, I saw this old disheveled lady come in and walked right at me.Naturally i thought she was one of those unfortunate homeless people. I got my coin pouch out so I could give her some change.

When she finally got to my table, she muttered something. I couldnt hear her and i asked her to repeat what she said. Then she said "Get off my seat!!".Here I was blardy hungry and all stressed out about my postponed interview, I couldn't register what was happening to me then. I looked up at her..all confused..and speechless..Then she said it again "Get off my seat!" and gestured me to get off.

I looked around and i saw all the empty seats in the cafe and I couldn't understand why she wanted mine. Bewildered and dumbfounded I got up instantly and sat at another table. All the time shaking my head out of disbelieve.When i was done with dinner and went up to pay I asked the cashier who she was? Apparently she comes every other day to watch tv and she always sat at that chair. Gangster ahh..*laughs*